mp38=..Bevis And ButtHead:/say Butthead: huhuhuh Like.. Ah.. Noway bevis.. Like $me couldn't have done that huhuhuhu. Bevis: Ah.. yes he did. Damnit ButtHead.. You.. ah.. are like gay and stuff!
mp39=..Management:/say Okay you stupid retards... This channel is under *new* management! It will stay under my control... You behave you can stay... You mess up and BOOM! your flooded off. remember: DON'T MESS UP, AND YOU WON'T BE FLOODED! | /say You now have 30 seconds to ask questions... Then the +m goes up. | /timer49 1 30 /mode # +m
mp40=CHANNEL STUFF!
mp41=.Stable Channel Mode
mp42=..On:/enable #nomode | /echo # -=Mode protection is on=-
mp43=..Off:/disable #nomode | /echo # -=Mode protection is off=-
mp44=..Set Stable Modes:/set -q %modes $$?="Ener Stable Modes ex. -smplk+tn" | /echo # -=Stable Modes set to: $! $+ =-
mp45=.Advertising Prot
mp46=..Enable the Advertising protection:/enable #ADVERTISE
mp47=..Disable the Adv. prot.:/disable #ADVERTISE
mp48=.All Prot
mp49=..Enable Channel Protection:/enable #A
mp50=.Disable Channel Protection:/disable #A
mp51=.Friends
mp52=..Enable Friends:/enable #FRIENDS
mp53=..Disable Friends:/disable #FRIENDS
mp54=.Shitlist
mp55=..Enable the ShitList:/enable #SHITLIST
mp56=..Disable the ShitList:/disable #SHITLIST
mp57=.Swear Kick Options
mp58=..Enable Swear Kick EXCEPT for friends(and up):/notice # Swear kick is on...swear and get kicked unless your a friend or in DaMuRdAsQuAd! | /enable #SWEARb | /disable #SWEARa
mp59=..Disable Swear Kick for EVERYONE:/notice # Swear kick is off for EVERYONE...so everyone swear as you please! | /disable #SWEARb | /disable #SWEARa
mp199=.Set Away...:/ame is awayƒ $$?="Enter Message:" ƒ Type /ctcp $me PAGE <your message> to page me.. your message will be saved! | /timer1 0 300 /ame is AWAYƒ $! ƒAuto away.... message goes every 5 min.ƒ Type /ctcp $me PAGE <your message> to page me.. your message will be saved! | /away Away since ƒ $+ $fulldate $+ ƒ $! | /enable #AWAY1 | /enable #AWAY2
mp200=.Standard Away Message:/away is away (away since $adate at $time ) | /ame is away... | Type /ctcp $me PAGE <your message> to page me.. your message will be saved!
mp201=.-
mp202=.Set Back:/away | /ame is BACK!!! | /timer1 off | /disable #AWAY1 | /disable #AWAY2
mp203=Notify:/notify $$?="who?"
mp204=Ignore Protection
mp205=.Total Ignore
mp206=..On:/ignore -apcnti *!*@* | /echo # -=Total ignore is on=-
mp207=..Off:/ignore -rpcnti *!*@* | /echo # -=Total ignore is off=-
mp208=.Ignore Msgs
mp209=..On:/ignore -ap *!*@* | /echo # -=Message ignore is on=-
mp210=..Off:/ignore -rp *!*@* | /echo # -=Message ignore is off=-
qp0=DaMuRdAsCrIpT v4.0:/me is running -=|º| ╨σMⁿ«≡┼º⌐RíPT v4.0 |º|=- ▀y Danny |⌐'96|
qp1=-
qp2=Whois:/whois $$1
qp3=Query:/query $$1
qp4=UCentral:/uwho $1
qp5=-
qp6=CTCP
qp7=.Ping:/ctcp $$1 ping
qp8=.Finger:/ctcp $$1 finger
qp9=.Version:/ctcp $$1 version
qp10=.Time:/ctcp $$1 time
qp11=.Userinfo:/ctcp $$1 userinfo
qp12=.ClientInfo:/ctcp $$1 clientinfo
qp13=-
qp14=DCC
qp15=.Send:/dcc send $$1
qp16=.Chat:/dcc chat $$1
qp17=-
qp18=Add to Level
qp19=.Add to level 999 (Shitlist):/auser 999 $1 | /guser 999 $1 999 | /kick # $$1 SHITLISTED! | /notice # $$1 has been placed on $me 's SHITLIST!
qp20=.Add to level 90 (friend)):/auser 90 $1 | /guser 90 $1 90 | /notice $1 You have been added to my user list as a Friend! Don't you feel special?
qp21=.Add to level 100 (SQUAD MEMBER):/auser 100 $1 | /guser 100 $1 100 | /notice $1 You have been added to $me 's user list as a MurdaSquad member! Don't you feel special?
lp10=if %random == 1 kick # $nopnick(1,#) RANDOM KICK
lp11=elseif %random == 2 kick # $nopnick(2,#) RANDOM KICK
lp12=elseif %random == 3 kick # $nopnick(3,#) RANDOM KICK
lp13=elseif %random == 4 kick # $nopnick(4,#) RANDOM KICK
lp14=elseif %random == 5 kick # $nopnick(5,#) RANDOM KICK
lp15=elseif %random == 6 kick # $nopnick(6,#) RANDOM KICK
lp16=elseif %random == 7 kick # $nopnick(7,#) RANDOM KICK
lp17=elseif %random == 8 kick # $nopnick(8,#) RANDOM KICK
lp18=elseif %random == 9 kick # $nopnick(9,#) RANDOM KICK
lp19=elseif %random == 10 kick # $nopnick(10,#) RANDOM KICK
lp20=:echo
lp21=echo |RK| Kicking $ $+ %random
lp22=}
lp23=.Flood:/kick # $* DONT FLOOD!!
lp24=.Beggah:/kick # $* DONT BEG!!!
lp25=.Perv:/kick # $* DONT BE A PERVERT!!!
lp26=.Advertiseing:/kick # $* DONT ADVERTISE!!!
lp27=.Clone:/kick # $* NO CLONES!!
lp28=.Wake Up:/kick # $* WAKE UP KICK!
lp29=.Was Up Lamar?:/kick # $* \/\/Σº ╡╢ \/\/∩Th ╨@t LaMeR?!┐í
lp30=.-
lp31=.Golf-Lamer:/me sees $$1 acting like a lamer. | /me looks around for a golf club. | /me sees a 7-iron on the wall of # $+ . | /me grabs the 7-iron... winds up... and.... | /kick # $$1 FOUR!
lp32=.Shotgun:/me Looks around and sees a DOUBLE-BARREL SHOTGUN on the wall of # $+ . | /me sees $$1 Acting like a retard. | /me grabs the Double-Barrel Shotgun, puts in 2 shells, cocks the Shotgun... | /me Fires at $$1 | /kick # $1 Anti-Retard Room.
lp33=.Fags'R'Us:/kick # $* NO FAGS, This isn't Fags 'R' Us
lp34=.Field Goal:/me is told to kick a field goal by the coach. | /me looks around... | /say I DON'T HAVE A BALL! | /me looks at $$1 $+ 's head | /say You ain't using this anyway... | /me lines up to kick.... | /me starts to run... | /me kicks.... | /kick # $1 ITS GOOD FOR 3!!!!!!!
lp35=.Black Hole Sun..:/me sings "Black Hole Sun, Won't You Come" | /me continues "And Kick All Those Retards!" | /kick # $1 BLACK HOLE SUN!
lp36=.Fork:/me picks up a fork and walks towards $1 $+ ... | /me rasis the fork in a stabing position..... | /me Stabs $1 in the Eye with the Fork! | /kick # $1 OUCH!
lp37=.Bomb!(kick):/me pushes a button and a mushroom cloud appears where $$1 was standing! <G> | /kick # $$1 Bomb Kick!
lp38=.Congrat:/me pats $$1 on the back and congratulates $$1 for a point well made!!! | /timer1 1 5 /say jerk | /timer2 1 6 /kick # $$1 I hate jerks!
lp39=.What this do?:/say Hmmmm. | /me wonders what this Button does | /kick # $$1 Oh... That!
lp93=.Shutup 10 seconds:/guser 3 $$1 3 | /me has placed a Shutup Kick on $$1 for 10 secs. - if $$1 talks, $$1 will be kicked. | /timer1 1 10 /ruser $$1 3 | /timer6 1 10 /me has removed the Shutup kick on $$1
lp94=.Shutup 20 seconds:/guser 3 $$1 3 | /me has placed a Shutup Kick on $$1 for 20 secs. - if $$1 talks, $$1 will be kicked. | /timer2 1 20 /ruser $$1 3 | /timer7 1 20 /me has removed the Shutup kick on $$1
lp95=.Shutup 30 seconds:/guser 3 $$1 3 | /me has placed a Shutup Kick on $$1 for 30 secs. - if $$1 talks, $$1 will be kicked. | /timer3 1 30 /ruser $$1 3 | /timer8 1 30 /me has removed the Shutup kick on $$1
lp96=.Shutup 60 seconds:/guser 3 $$1 3 | /me has placed a Shutup Kick on $$1 for 60 secs. - if $$1 talks, $$1 will be kicked. | /timer4 1 60 /ruser $$1 3 | /timer9 1 60 /me has removed the Shutup kick on $$1
lp97=.Shutup 90 seconds:/guser 3 $$1 3 | /me has placed a Shutup kick on $$1 for 90 secs. - if $$1 talks, $$1 will be kicked. | /timer5 1 90 /ruser $$1 3 | /timer10 1 90 /me has removed the Shutup kick on $$1
lp98=.Un-Shutup:/ruser $$1 3 | /me has removed the Shutup Kick on $$1 | /timers off
lp99=Add to Level
lp100=.Add to level 999 (Shitlist):/guser 999 $1 999 | /kick # $$1 SHITLISTED! | /say $$1 Is now on my SHITLIST!!!!
lp101=.Add to level 90 (friends) :/guser 90 $snicks 90 | /notice $* You have been added to $me 's user list as a FRIEND! Don't you feel special?
lp102=.Add to level 100 (MuRdAsQuAd) :/guser 100 $snicks 100 | /notice $* You have been added to $me 's user list as a MuRdAsQuAd MEMBER! Don't you feel special?
lp140=.Vote to kick:/enable #VOTE | /timer46 1 60 /disable #VOTE | /onotice # My Voting ballots are open. Today we vote on: $1 $+ ; Should I kick $1 or should I let $1 stay? | /onotice # Type /msg $me !yes to KICK $1 | /onotice # Type /msg $me !no to LET $1 STAY | /onotice # As of now you have 1 minute to vote! | /timer45 1 60 /onotice # The Voting is done. For the results type !results
lp141=.Vote to op:/enable #VOTE | /timer21 1 60 /disable #VOTE | /onotice # My Voting ballots are open. Today we vote on: $1 $+ ; Should We op $1 or should I not? | /onotice # Type /msg $me !yes to OP $1 | /onotice # Type /msg $me !no to NOT OP $1 | /onotice # As of now you have 1 minute to vote! | /timer22 1 60 /onotice # The Voting is done. Type !results for the results!
lp142=.Vote to deop:/enable #VOTE | /timer31 1 60 /disable #VOTE | /onotice # My Voting ballots are open. Today we vote on: $1 $+ ; Should I Deop $1 or should I not? | /onotice # Type /msg $me !yes to DEOP $1 | /onotice # Type /msg $me !no to NOT DEOP $1 | /onotice # As of now you have 1 minute to vote! | /timer35 1 60 /onotice # The Voting is done. Type !results for the results!
lp143=.Vote friend list:/enable #VOTE | /timer61 1 60 /diasble #VOTE | /onotice # My Voting ballots are open. Today we vote on: $1 $+ ; Should I add $1 to my friend list or not? | /onotice # Type /msg $me !yes to Add $1 | /onotice # Type /msg $me no to not add $1 | /onotice # As of now you have 1 minute to vote! | /timer35 1 60 /onotice # The Voting is done. Type !results for the results!
lp144=JoKeS
lp145=.DaBlues:/me gots dee irc blues..yea i gots dee irc blues...dada da da...took dis channel... dada da da... as u can see.. dada da da..sum lamah u think I am...dada da da... Yea I Got Da Blues!
lp146=.LameNick:/me walks up to $$1 and presents $?="Him or Her" with the lamest nick in the channel award. | /me tells $$1 "Keep up the good work!"
lp147=.Name That Lamer:/notice # Well well I think its time for another round of NAME THE LAMER!!!!!! | /notice # is it....(A) $1 (B) $2 (C) $3 (D) $4 or (E) $5 | /notice # all contestants please /msg $me with your choice and you may win a prize! | /notice # thanks for playing "Name That Lamer" | /msg $$* You are being entered in the "Name That Lamer" IRC gameshow
lp148=.Name That Lamer Results:/notice # The game show has ended $$1 was voted the lamest person in the contest.